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The great Indian witch hunt

Everyone knows that trial by drowning or fire is the only real way to be sure..
Indian police began a probe on Monday into reports that villagers in a tribal area of central India beat 50 women with sticks after accusing them of witchcraft, and cut off their hair.
The villagers acted on the advice of a [...]

Oh you WILL wear shorts

That ho, doesn’t know what her mom’s generation went through for the rights  to wear slacks.

A 44-year-old man who hit his girlfriend with a beer can before emptying its contents on her head because she was wearing shorts instead of slacks was tasered by police who found him hiding in the back of [...]

The Milkman Delivers

Go figure, all the hippies are now senior citizens.
A 72-year-old milkman has admitted supplying cannabis to pensioners to ward off their “aches and pains”.
Robert Holding delivered the drug - which he kept in an egg box - while doing his daily milk round.
Burnley Crown Court was told that he had 17 customers and built up [...]

Human Torch sets herself on fire… again

Wonder if she shouted “flame on” or “drop it like its hot” before striking the match.
A woman is in critical condition this afternoon after lighting herself on fire at a West Nashville church for the second time in two months, Nashville police and fire officials said.
Members of Grace Evangelical Church, 3701 Park Avenue, found the [...]

Pigeon Poop wrecks BMW, Hummer

The shit is getting pretty thick, literally.
Sheriff’s deputies in Yuma County, Ariz., are blaming pigeons for the partial collapse of a gas station awning.
The canopy at the Shell station in the foothills east of Yuma collapsed at midmorning Friday on top of a BMW and a Hummer, but no one was hurt.
Sheriff’s Maj. Leon Wilmot [...]

Stealing copper lands 25 years

Ive heard of crack heads stealing copper… this guy is at a new level.
A Spartanburg man was given a 25-year prison sentence Friday for his role in a copper theft ring.
Carl Parris, 39, pleaded guilty to 13 counts of accessory after the fact of a felony, 11 counts of petty larceny and two counts of [...]

Soldiers of fortune? No.

Must have been a joint operation. It was found and destroyed. But was it torched?
US and Afghan troops destroyed 2.5 tons of marijuana they found in an abandoned school in volatile southern Afghanistan, the US military said Sunday.
The massive drugs stash was uncovered on Saturday during a joint US-Afghan operation against Taliban rebels in the [...]

Pit bull vs 60 yr old

How many times have we heard this story? Pitt bull > owner!
Two dogs mauled their 60-year-old owner to death Friday afternoon when he stepped into the backyard of his Rubidoux home to smoke, officials said.
Nationwide, all breeds of pit bulls were responsible for 110 human deaths from 1982 to 2006, according to statistics compiled by [...]

I left my heart at the car wash

Its hunting season, chances are… it is not human.
Pathologists can’t tell whether a heart found this week at a Paw Paw car wash is that of a human or animal and plan to submit the organ for DNA testing to make a final determination, the village’s police chief said Friday.
“They’ve looked at it but they’ve [...]

Jerry:1 Tom:0

Calico cats always keeping the black mouse down.
Mice may be responsible for a blaze that killed nearly 100 cats at an animal shelter near the Canadian city of Toronto, officials say.
The fire at the humane society shelter in Oshawa also killed three dogs and some rats that were up for adoption.
An initial report from the [...]