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He’ll sue because she didn’t provide a safe working environment.

A would-be thief received more than he bargained for Saturday when a Donalds homeowner gave him an arrest and a trip to the emergency room.

The Abbeville County Sheriff’s Office received a report of a stabbing about 4:30 a.m. Saturday, and when officers arrived at the scene, they found a man staggering in the driveway, bleeding profusely from a wound to his left shoulder, according to police reports.

The man — identified as Locketus Jarvarus Marshall, 23, of 204 Haigler St., Abbeville — passed out, and while Emergency Medical Services took him to Self Regional Medical Center, officers got written statements from the homeowner and a witness, only to arrest Marshall.

According to the homeowner, she had spent the evening in Anderson and returned to see the home completely dark. When she entered, she heard someone moving inside the home and called out, detective Michael Belcher said Monday.
“At that point, (Marshall) grabbed the victim and pushed her up against the kitchen sink. She tried to call 911, but she couldn’t see the numbers, so she called her father, who she had on speed dial,” Belcher said.

The homeowner then felt around in the sink, found a knife and struck Marshall with it in the left shoulder.

“Once she stabbed him, Mr. Marshall ran outside and called 911 to say he’d been stabbed,” Belcher said. “He made the comment he’d gotten a ride to a friend’s house because his car had caught on fire.”

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The employee described the man as having “unusually long arms” and dark eyes.

Police said a masked man robbed the Washman Carwash on NE 81st Avenue Saturday morning, but his gun fell apart in the middle of the heist.

The suspect approached an employee at about 10:45 a.m., pulled a gun out from underneath his sweatshirt and demanded money.

He then dropped his gun and it fell apart, police said.

The suspect began waving his fist at the employee and demanded money, according to a police report, and the employee opened up the cash register.

But as the suspect reached for money the employee grabbed a power washer and sprayed him in the face, causing the suspect to flee on foot, westbound down NE Everett Street, police said.

The suspect was described by police as a white male in his 20s, about 6’ tall, weighing 180 pounds and wearing a black hooded sweatshirt with a white “skeleton” ski mask.

The employee described the man as having “unusually long arms” and dark eyes.

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This is why torture should be an acceptable form of punishment.

The Turlock Golf and Country Club is mourning the loss of one of its most loyal employees this month, a border collie named Quinn.

The Merced County Sheriff’s Department said Quinn was shot and killed Dec. 16 when a former golf course employee, Franco Garcia Aguilar, 21, walked onto the golf course and shot and killed the dog who was boarded in his kennel near the course’s maintenance area.

Turlock Golf and Country Club General Manager Michael Blevins said Aguilar was laid off from the golf course’s maintenance crew sometime in November.

According to Merced County Sheriff’s Deputy Tom MacKenzie, Aguilar was being held on a previous domestic violence charge when he also confessed to shooting the dog three times with a 12-gauge shotgun in the early morning hours of Dec. 16.

Aguilar told the Merced County Sheriff’s Department that he was “mad at his boss” and killed the dog to get back him. Aguilar’s boss Joel Erickson had been the dog’s handler at the club.

Aguilar faces charges of animal cruelty and burglary as well as the previous domestic violence charge.

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At least she can honestly say to her friends the next day “My date was hot!”

A Swedish man’s attempt to impress his girlfriend on Friday night backfired, putting him in the hospital with serious burn injuries and facing allegations of endangering the public.

The woman told police in Västervik in south eastern Sweden that her boyfriend poured gasoline over his arm and set the fuel on fire.

“It obviously didn’t go well. He burned his arm and other parts of his body and was in a state of shock,” said Kalmar police spokesperson Reine Johansson to the TT news agency.

“Don’t ask me what the point of the trick was supposed to be.”

The 33-year-old man was taken via ambulance to the hospital in Västervik.

According to police he will likely need specialized care at the burn clinic of Linköping University Hospital.

Following the failed stunt, the man is also under suspicion for negligence which endangers the public.

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Why did this guy Lock His Doors? Do seals steal car stereos?

After a few laps of the car the bear almost caught up, managing to land a few heavy swipes on his prey.

The man eventually managed to take refuge in a neighboring truck which was unlocked.

His back and head were covered in more than 100 deep scratches where the massive claws had managed to rip through his thick winter clothes and padded coat.

Barrow is the northernmost town of the United States, 340 miles north of the Arctic Circle.

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I would rather have seen the fire department come in, hoses a-blazing vs the police.

Firefighters are apologizing after mixing up street addresses during a training exercise in Hamilton and smashing down the wrong door.

Deputy Fire Chief Greg Robbins said he directed firefighters to what he thought was a vacant, city-owned home to run training drills on Friday.Instead the crew broke down the door at the home of Mike and Cathy Grosse, causing $1,000 in damage.

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Gotta be tastier than their food, right?

The contraceptive was out of the wrapper, she said, and a parent told her that another child was seen blowing it up — as if it were a balloon.

“My son was playing in the tubes, and my husband was watching him,” Roni Tilton said. “My husband looked up, and when he did, [my son] was playing with a condom.”

“When I hear ‘condom’ and ‘4-year-old’ in the same sentence, I have a problem right there,” said Linda Braerman, whose son was having another birthday party at the eatery.

The party had just begun, and when Braerman heard about the condom, she immediately inquired to workers at the restaurant. The general manager told her that the condom was in the package and must have fallen out of someone’s pocket.

It seemed odd why anyone crawling in the tubes would have a condom, she said, but if it was in the package, “that changed the whole picture of what I had in my mind.”

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Everyone knows that trial by drowning or fire is the only real way to be sure..

Indian police began a probe on Monday into reports that villagers in a tribal area of central India beat 50 women with sticks after accusing them of witchcraft, and cut off their hair.

The villagers acted on the advice of a local spiritual man who said the assault would protect them from evil spirits, in a forest in a poor district of Chhattisgarh state, 400km (250 miles) from the capital Raipur, police said.

Dozens of women are killed every year on suspicion of being witches or witch doctors in India, where superstition is widespread, especially in rural areas that lack an effective schooling system.

While there are few killings in Chhattisgarh, more than 100 women are tortured, paraded naked or harassed in the state every year, officials say.

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That ho, doesn’t know what her mom’s generation went through for the rights  to wear slacks.

A 44-year-old man who hit his girlfriend with a beer can before emptying its contents on her head because she was wearing shorts instead of slacks was tasered by police who found him hiding in the back of house, according to a police brief.

When police arrived at the house in the 300 block of S. Brownlee Boulevard about 12:30 a.m. Saturday, the woman and witnesses told officers that the man may be armed with a knife. The man was tasered after he refused to show his hands and came at officers in a threatening manner, according to the brief.

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Go figure, all the hippies are now senior citizens.

A 72-year-old milkman has admitted supplying cannabis to pensioners to ward off their “aches and pains”.

Robert Holding delivered the drug - which he kept in an egg box - while doing his daily milk round.

Burnley Crown Court was told that he had 17 customers and built up his trade through “word of mouth”.

udge Beverley Lunt said Holding told police that the drug “was for elderly people who had aches and pains”.

Philip Holden, defending, said Holding’s customers “were of a certain age” and it was a “somewhat bizarre case”.

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